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When people say your hair is going to fall out because I color my hair every other week.
Dude, I use semi-permanent color. It doesn’t damage your hair…retards.
I’m a cosmetologist, I think I know what I’m doing..
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”As the saying goes: If it eats flesh like a zombie, snarls like a zombie, and doesn’t react to outside stimuli like a zombie…” its probably a zombie.
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OHMYGOSH. TAURUS. this is me.
- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
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CURSE YOU MOTTEPHOBIA.
I HATE THE SUMMER. MOTHS ARE EVERYWHERE I GO.
&Everytime someone in my house leaves a door open, I always get super sketchy and walk very quietly &cautiously around the house making sure there aren’t any moths in my path. D:
